Nearly every website has a Frequently Asked Questions page and so this one should be no exception. But since no one has asked me any questions about the site, I thought I’d just answer the questions I’m asked frequently in other contexts.

How are you today?

Good, how are you?

Where are my car keys??

Where you left them, silly. Try to think back to the last time you had them…

Where’s my wallet??

See “Where are my car keys??”

Where do you want to go for lunch?

Anywhere but downstairs (the cafeteria)…

What do you want to eat for dinner?

I don’t know, what do you want to eat?

Mom, how do electro-magnetic turbines work?

The same way they did the last 22 times we talked about that!!

Did you fill out your weekly status report yet?

No, give me 15 minutes.

Why doesn’t [insert feature here] work on the [insert environment here] server?

I don’t know. It works fine on my computer!

Awwwww, man… Do I have to?

Yes.

Or maybe someone has some answers for questions that I frequently ask:

• Why does everything have to be so complicated?
• Why can’t people realize there are other people in the world besides themselves?
• Why should I know where your keys are??